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Twenty Things Emmett Cullen Does on April Fool's Day
By: xRadiance
Disclaimer: I dun own anything!
A/N: I got bored...WB on like, everything. Yea. Some of these things aren't possible. I'm bored though. Lol. Um...takes place, whenever. Probably before Twilight, as Bella isn't mentioned in this.

20. Dump all of Edward's CDs into the dump, and make him go find all of them.
19. Put Orange Dye in Rosalie's shampoo.
18. Steal Esme's Home Depot membership card, and told her that they nullified it.
17. Take all of Alice's makeup, and put ink in all of them.
16. Tell Carlisle there's a new type of cancer, and give him a fake webpage that leads to Victoria Secret's homepage to thongs instead.
15. Paint Edward's car a bright pink, then write on the side: "I LOVE MR. FLUFFY-KINS." with a teddy bear.
14. Tell Alice that the mall in Port Angelos is permenately closed.
13. Gather bugs and put them into Rosalie's wardrobe, and stay away from your room.
12. Take away all of Alice's hairspray, and replace with bug spray.
11. Threaten to burn Edward's piano unless he does the can-can, in Esme's best dress.
10. Tell Alice that really Jasper replaced her hairspray.
9. Paint Esme's room to look like something from Halo.
8. Take all of Carlisle's medical research and say that you sold them on e-Bay for one cent.
7. Get all of Alice's clothes, and put them under the floorboards along with her credit cards.
6. Put a poster of Union soldiers, and write "UNION BEATS CONFEDERATE" in Jasper's room, and say that Edward did it.
5. Get pictures of all the girls in the school, then write a note: "I love you--from Edward," imitate his handwriting, and give it to all the girls in the school.
4. Watch Edward get mobbed by girls from the school, then tell him that Alice did it.
3. Go on Edward and Jasper's files in Need for Speed, until they loose all their territories.
2. Paint Alice's room black.
1. Prepare to be mobbed, and possibly murdered by the Cullen clan, then blame it all on